1. We are prettier. There's no denying it.
2. We smell better, too.
3. We are loyaler. Is that a word? Maybe not. In any case, we've been your friends since forever, and we WILL be your friends forever, and that what's his name is just a momentary obsession we'll all laugh about when were gray-haired ladies knitting in porch swings.
4. We will tell you honestly if those jeans make your butt look either weirdly fat or ginormous.
5. We have tampons in our backpacks if you need one.
6. In fact, we also have tissues, gum, lipgloss, nail clippers, combs, extra hair clips,Tylenol, and things of that nature, none of which guys ever have.
7. We are more likely to stay alive if we fall off an ocean liner. It's true! Women are generally shorter and weaker in the upper body, but we have better endurance, we live longer and we float better (I looked it up). So there.
8. We call when we say we will. Stupid Heads.
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3 comments:
good one!
I like it all but why would a boy neeg a tampon.
-your cousin Rachie
hmmm. I like it. so true
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